Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Dying to Surprise You

A man dies and suddenly finds himself at the gates of Heaven.

He immediately sees his wife and two children standing outside the gates looking at him. His wife says,

"When the doctor told us you were fading fast, we all ran home and committed suicide, just so we could surprise you here!"


From a cartoon in The New Yorker

Pessimism's Vested Interests

For most people
it would be very convenient
if God were a rascal.

When In Rome

You become what your companions are.

MYOB

If you want to make an enemy,
try to change someone.

Less Is More

Whoever lives
content with little
has everything.

Honestly

We weaken whatever we exaggerate.