Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Ode To A Love-Spammer

"I host 8minuteDating events (speed dating). I have one on 3/16 that is packed with women, but as we confirm an event with equal numbers, I need more men. You get 8 dates and these events are very successful. If this sounds like something that you would like to try, I would extend an offer for a complimentary pass to try it so that these ladies would be able to come as well. But everyone has to pre-register, so the sooner I hear that you would go, the better it is for all.I hope to hear back from you! ..."

And my response:

I don't want dates

I only want to tokenly meet as many as possible in the shortest amount of time

1-Minute Dating would be more up my alley

How many women
What are their ages
Are they in central Austin
How long is the whole event
How much

I don't really care how much it is, but I'd like to know up front

Throw an expensive party with 50 women and 50 men

I'd pay $100 if I were to tokenly meet every one of them within a couple of hours

And $10,000 is not bad revenue for a mere party

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